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Verfasst: Mi 24. Okt 2007, 11:04
In bester Mashtur-Tradition ein kleiner Beitrag zum feinen Unterschied zwischen den Geschlechtern, leider nur auf Englisch:
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Clarks Village,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at
the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The
shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the Building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to
the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she
thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor
sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She
goes to the
fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 -These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh,mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can
hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Loves Kids, are Drop-dead
Gorgeous, Help with Housework,and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She
is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the Sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New
Wives store next door.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in Clarks Village,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at
the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The
shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
the Building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the
first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to
the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she
thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor
sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good
Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She
goes to the
fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 -These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good
Looking and Help With Housework. "Oh,mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can
hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Loves Kids, are Drop-dead
Gorgeous, Help with Housework,and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She
is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the Sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New
Wives store next door.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
